My dad is a bit of lad

Thinks he can drive and he’s not bad
Wouldn’t want to make his head swell
So I’ll leave out the hard sell
Don’t need to turn this into some kind of an ad

My dad is a bit of lad
Hardly ever seen him get sad
He can be a little greedy

Not once seen him get needy
Pretty composed when he gets mad

Raise a glass to my Dad
You won’t find a finer lad
Raise a glass to my Dad
My mentor and comrade
One hell of a fella
A wella hella wella hella hella for my Dad

Who’s a bit of a lad
Doesn’t fall for a modern fad
He types with one finger
Raised one helluva singer

Makes homemade marmalade, I might add

Raise a glass to my Dad
You won’t find a finer lad
Raise a glass to my Dad
My mentor and comrade
One hell of a fella
A wella hella wella hella hella for my Dad

You won’t find a finer lad
Raise a glass to my Dad
My mentor and comrade
One hell of a fella
A wella hella wella hella hella for my Dad