Listen to The Life and Times of The Tomicks

He’s a bit of an oily guy, who slicks back his hair, piles on the after shave, dresses with the utmost flair
Spent his bonus on a second hand sports car, it’s his topic of choice for conversation at the bar
He thinks you're going green with envy, when he tells you what he gets paid
His anecdotes are extremely lengthy about the last time he got laid

It’s not that his heart is in the wrong place, he just doesn’t really understand
Why we call him the peacock man

Can’t sit still on his chair, collects pocket squares, custom zippo to light his smokes, fur lining on his coat
He used to tell his Mama, “I want to work from nine to five”, a big shot CEO in a sharp suit and tie

It’s not that his heart is in the wrong place, he just doesn’t really understand
Why we call him the peacock man

Prefers nightclubs to bars, thinks he can play guitar
Wouldn’t want him on the pitch, hogs the ball and won’t pass it
He’ll show you photos of his wife and her surgically enhanced breasts
He’ll spend his day off at the gym, admiring his biceps

It’s not that his heart is in the wrong place, he just doesn’t really understand
Why we call him the peacock man