Listen to One Single a Week

I ain’t gonna stay in no 3 star hotel
Don’t you know I’m accustomed to living well
Where I will I store my jewellery
My Zara looks like Gucci
I ain’t gonna stay in no 3 star hotel

I ain’t gonna stay in no 3 star hotel
Call the valet, fasten your seatbelt
I don’t care what I can afford
That’s a Mustang, not a Ford
I ain’t gonna stay in no 3 star hotel

I ain’t gonna stay in no 3 star hotel
I need a suite and a conference room as well
I can’t help that she’s feeling wet after the board meeting
I ain’t gonna stay in no 3 star hotel

I ain’t gonna stay in no 3 star hotel
If anyone sees me who knows who they could tell
My status would be in tatters
Can’t you see how much it matters
Get me back to my Maitre Ds
Back to my escort agencies
Bell boy carry my duty free
Get my hairy ass laser treated